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He says ‘I don’t get it, why are you still a virgin at 24?’

He says ‘I don’t believe you, I’ve seen you walk, virgins don’t walk like that’

He says, ‘That ain’t natural, people are supposed to fuck.’

He asks ‘Why though? No offence though.’

I ask ‘When was your first time?’

He says ‘I was 12’

He says ‘I know what you’re thinking, that’s too young.’

I look at his knuckles, he has two good hands.

He says ‘She was older than me.’

I ask ‘How old?’

And he says ‘It’s better that the girl is older, that’s how I learnt all things I know’

He licks his lips.

I ask again ‘How old?’

He says ‘I could use one finger to make you sob’

I think of my brother in prison and I can’t remember his face.

I ask again ‘How old?’

He says ‘Boys become men in the laps of women, you know?’

I think of my mothers faced lined with her bad choices in men.

He says ‘If you were mine you wouldn’t get away with this shit, I’d eat you for hours, I’d gut you like fruit.’

I think of my cousins circumcision, how she feels like a mermaid, not human from the waist down.

He says ‘I’d look after you, you know?’

I laugh, I ask for the last time ‘How old?’

He says ‘34.’

He says ‘She was beautiful though and I know what you’re thinking but it’s not like that, I’m a man, I’m a man, I’m a man. No one could ever hurt me’.

Warsan Shire, Crude Conversations With Boys Who Fake Laughter Often (via ethiopienne)

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Sep 22, 2014 / 30,798 notes
walkerflexxasranger:

"put ya tiddy in this ginger ale so i can take this picture…"
Sep 21, 2014 / 39,879 notes

walkerflexxasranger:

"put ya tiddy in this ginger ale so i can take this picture…"

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fleaspooks:

blurthelinebetweenselfandothers:

agirlnamehope:

nykiid718:

bruhshell:

niadidas:

bishopmyles:

flightlesslexxii:

The caption omg

Lmaoooooooooooooooooooo

WILDIN

LMFAO

yoooooooo

LMFAOOO

HAHA

Hahahahahaha yoooo
Sep 21, 2014 / 7,512 notes

fleaspooks:

blurthelinebetweenselfandothers:

agirlnamehope:

nykiid718:

bruhshell:

niadidas:

bishopmyles:

flightlesslexxii:

The caption omg

Lmaoooooooooooooooooooo

WILDIN

LMFAO

yoooooooo

LMFAOOO

HAHA

Hahahahahaha yoooo

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brownglucose:

teewhitethewriter:

She stay ready.


Erykah lol
Sep 21, 2014 / 4,401 notes

brownglucose:

teewhitethewriter:

She stay ready.

Erykah lol

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Sep 21, 2014 / 933 notes

greendale seven appreciation

day 14: troy barnes love day

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#redlips5eva
Sep 21, 2014

#redlips5eva

Mom and I being basic bitches at Starbucks. Lmao.  (at Starbucks)
Sep 21, 2014

Mom and I being basic bitches at Starbucks. Lmao. (at Starbucks)

Lunch with momma. #mellowmushroom  (at Mellow Mushroom Phoenix Happy Valley)
Sep 21, 2014

Lunch with momma. #mellowmushroom (at Mellow Mushroom Phoenix Happy Valley)

Apparently my mom has become a hipster… #atleastshespretty #demgenes
Sep 21, 2014

Apparently my mom has become a hipster… #atleastshespretty #demgenes

Sep 21, 2014 / 170,845 notes

doitsuistical:

disneysnewgroove:

Disney movies in order of historical setting

(Excludes most of the package films. Some films, eg The Lion King, are impossible to pin down exactly and some, like Aladdin and Treasure Planet, are anachronistic, so these are estimations. A few have been split into 2 if there is more than one time period in the movie, and sequels have been put together.)

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Sep 21, 2014 / 2,176 notes

Keep your hands off my lobby boy!

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djgrams:

A Tribe Called Quest | Can I Kick It?
Sep 21, 2014 / 273 notes

djgrams:

A Tribe Called Quest | Can I Kick It?

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Sep 20, 2014 / 17 notes

chinesefashionlovers:

That cat look so grumpy!

tie-my-hands oh eff.
Sep 20, 2014 / 404,117 notes

metrobussy:

when u boutta prove a bitch how wrong they are

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rosetylerandten:

IM REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THIS SHIRT
Sep 20, 2014 / 123,943 notes

rosetylerandten:

IM REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THIS SHIRT

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